So I just put out the last song I wrote, and I'm pretty excited because it has not just one key change, but two. The second sounds a bit awkward, but I think it turned out for the best.
I'm a bit sad, because nobody really likes it yet, but it probably just hasn't found the right audience. Meanwhile, the boner dance has just about peaked in popularity. Funny how that's the only one people want to review. I write songs about Hookers and Homosexuality and nobody cares.
I guess I've got to step up my game. However, before I do that, check out my latest song!